I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
My throat is on fire. I don’t know if it’s the vomiting or the cigarettes or if it’s just all the things I wish I could say to you.
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
You know what it fucking hurts seeing those old messages when you said you love me.
And knowing none of it was true.
Why can’t exes just stay friends after the break up. No I don’t wanna suck his dick anymore but we can’t just unfriend each other I have stuff to share for Christ’s sake!